Squidward's Suicide vs Cupcakes is the First Installment of the Decent Rap Duels of Creepypasta Series and the First Battle of Season 1 It Features The Lost Episode Classic That Some People Dislike due to the cliches it already fucking birthed, Squidward's Suicide Against the Grimdark fanfiction out of the blue, Cupcakes with Pinkie and her assistant.
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Decent Rap Duels of Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrreepypasta!

Squidward's Suicide!





Cupcakes (Pinkie Pie)Edit

I'm so glad you came, Squidward. We'll have so much fun!

Let's make some cupcakes! How about you have one?

Oopsies, I tricked you! You fell into my trap!

Now that you've tasted the drug, time to take a nap!

Welcome to my own kitchen, where we can get started!

Aww, I can't make a mask since you blasted your own head.

Oh well, it doesn't matter. I just need your insides.

You're already in shackles, so get Ready to Die!

Squidward's SuicideEdit

I can't toy with you. I have a concert to practice for.

You'll be silent as Ponyville as I show 5 dead kids. Maybe more.

Your Hannibal Lecter act since Gilda will be left in vain.

Say whatever you want, but I was out like Kurt Cobain!

I'm the one that's been through my own torture porns.

You're just dangling a necklace of unicorn horns.

Kill me? Don't even try! I'll make you Spongecry

And it'll be uploaded as a 2-part .AVI!

Cupcakes (Pinkie Pie)Edit

Have you even done it with anyone? You don't know how sex works!

You got your gray ass beat by a dolly and a yellow jerk.

Go out and live your life! It's a party, dammit!

I'm putting you on a smile in hi-def, and that deep voice can clam it!

Screw what i said about sex, You're already live hentai.

You're a pedophile. You see it in your realistic eyes?

Face it, you'll be dead once again. Don't grow hasty.

Your brain mattter's a new cupcake! Calamari's sweet and tasty!

Squidward SuicideEdit

I'd rather get high on Bikni Bottom's nuclear fumes

Than even once hear that annoying voice from you.

You find your grin so menacing? Bitch please,

You wear it around so much, I ought to call you Face Freeze.

It takes 7 Luna Games to get your ass even observed.

I've seen Scottish salesmen that were way scarier.

You need to lighten up and stop causing painful moans

Because your rapping's shittier then your fanfic clones.

Cupcakes (Pinkie Pie)Edit

It's time for your harvest, but i'm no Party of One.

Let me get my assistant, it'll be totally fun!

Cupcakes (Apple Bloom)Edit

This Cutie Mark Crusader's stabbin' this silent Squid Baby!

Ah'll crush this Adam's Apple an' burn 'im like crazy!

Ya just can't compare to Pinkie's story! Yer ship already sank!

Watch as Ah take this scalpel an' make ya a blanker flank!

Ah'll take yer sick frames and make it as if nothin' occurred.

There may be no rape, but call it mah SWEET APPLE MASSACRE!

Squidward's SuicideEdit

Not interested, so i'm slamming shut my door.

I'm a well-known classic, not resorting to excess gore.

Oh, and I don't know how sex works? Who's fanbase coined clopping?

My past success is what you won't be likely topping.

Even by post-movie standards, I've still got some gems.

I even have a newer version of my story at the helm.

You're Not Suited For Work because on one gives two shits.

Are You Happy Now that Dashie's Friendship is Dead? Well...


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  • See Cupcakes Page for a Trivia
  • See Squidward's Suicide Page for a Trivia