I'm the guy that will leave you to cry, that's no lie,
Then you'll just drown in your shower, likely wanted to die!
I don't need to amount to fame with the horror I bring.
Pranks of you give viruses, and you just rip off The Ring.
It took an amateur to defy your ideal gender
And compared to Smile Dog, I wouldn't make you one of my contenders.
I'd see scarier footage from the modern PewDiePie.
Here's a jar addressed to San Bruno. Mail them your eyes!
- Altough He and Username666 Appeared in MMG vs Username666 by Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta