MARIO battled Sonic.exe in MARIO vs Sonic.exe, He was Portrayed by EpicLLOYD

Upon on Whom the Rapper is based


Verse 1Edit

It's-a MARIO time! I'm-a dropping dope rhymes!

You'll be victim #2 in the scene of this crime!

You think you caused enough trouble? Change your mind for me.

I won't be playing Hide and Seek, so don't try to find me!

I'll have Yoshi chew you up and lay an egg of your guts,

And that Death Battle won't need a Director's Cut!

You'll take the selfish way out, and that's a definite fact

While you have your game up, waiting to see Teens React!

Verse 2Edit

You face this Yellow Switch Challenge, I'll break your shadowy hand!

It took you 2 years to be Finally Revealed, desperate to not be seen as bland!

There's no way out of here now, so don't try to fly away!

I'll take your plushy, burn it down, and make you Fleet-a-way!

Call yourself the fastest DJ? I'm-a MARIO-G.

You keep your Darkest Struggles with your creator so whiny.

Get yourself executed with your soul addiction!

You're just a Sonic fanboy. Have fun writing fanfictions.

Verse 3Edit

I'd be Damned to converse with you. Don't think I have Innocence.

Your whole story went down-Hill Act 1 thanks to Andy Wilson.

I Ninten-don't know how you think you still hold up

When to other wikis, you're a target for trolls and such.

Even with meatballs and paste, your pasta would still be crappy.

Hell, if I wanted to read an overrated pasta, I'd settle for Appy.

I suggest you Go Back to your little disc of evil

Because you're rapping sucks more than your pathetic sequel!


  • MARIO has battled Sonic.exe Before in Sonic.exe vs MARIO and Sonic.exe vs MARIO 2 by ERBoCP, so this is the Third Time that He battled Him