Cupcakes Battled Squidward's Suicide in Squidward's Suicide vs Cupcakes She was Portrayed By RinaChan  and Justin Buckner
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Upon on Whom the Rapper is Based (Apple Bloom)

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Upon on Whom the Rapper is Based (Pinkie Pie)


Verse 1Edit

I'm so glad you came, Squidward. We'll have so much fun!

Let's make some cupcakes! How about you have one?

Oopsies, I tricked you! You fell into my trap!

Now that you've tasted the drug, time to take a nap!

Welcome to my own kitchen, where we can get started!

Aww, I can't make a mask since you blasted your own head.

Oh well, it doesn't matter. I just need your insides.

You're already in shackles, so get Ready to Die!

Verse 2Edit

Have you even done it with anyone? You don't know how sex works!

You got your gray ass beat by a dolly and a yellow jerk.

Go out and live your life! It's a party, dammit!

I'm putting you on a smile in hi-def, and that deep voice can clam it!

Screw what i said about sex, You're already live hentai.

You're a pedophile. You see it in your realistic eyes?

Face it, you'll be dead once again. Don't grow hasty.

Your brain mattter's a new cupcake! Calamari's sweet and tasty!

Verse 3 (Pinkie Pie)Edit

It's time for your harvest, but i'm no Party of One.

Let me get my assistant, it'll be totally fun!

Verse 3 (Apple Bloom)Edit

This Cutie Mark Crusader's stabbin' this silent Squid Baby!

Ah'll crush this Adam's Apple an' burn 'im like crazy!

Ya just can't compare to Pinkie's story! Yer ship already sank!

Watch as Ah take this scalpel an' make ya a blanker flank!

Ah'll take yer sick frames and make it as if nothin' occurred.

There may be no rape, but call it mah SWEET APPLE MASSACRE!


  • Her Line "Oh well, it doesn't matter." is Clearly a Reference to a Song Called "It Doesn't Matter" from Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2.