I'm-a Beta Luigi, #1, motherfucker!
And with those mouth tentacles, you're such a cocksucker!
It doesn't take 24 hours to know originality's what you lack.
I'll suck up this blind and bloody hack, cutting no slack!
When it comes to rapping, I'll get the best ending.
You'll be executed, crushed, and ravaged in my mansions!
I've got a fistful of thunder, and a cold-hearted death stare.
Some ordinary gamers even say your cliche! Feel that burn there?
OH GOD NO! At this point, you'll need a Game Genie!
I'll make you Cease to Be as I ear lotsa spaghetti!
There's no need for round 2, you already lose.
I just want you to die! Do you get it? I HATE YOU!
Rapping skills like yours are why my shadow hangs itself.
I'd rather have your DVD collect dust on my shelf.
You won't be calling any monsters to win this fight!
With that said, my bittersweet princess: GOODNIGHT!
- Insert One